battery-enthusiast:

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

virdigrishammer:

sreegs:

noctumsolis:

sreegs:

red-mercer:

one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn’t fuck up Netflix or Hulu

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

Quartz

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

flatluigi:

rubensmuse:

uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

creamed-doenuts:

kelsismedium:

microposting:

GREAT news something squishy toys has cord jacks now. in case you wanted to get fucked with a cord jack. perv.

fucking a girl with the aux cable strap on and she starts moaning in my voice

starts making that awful popping noise speakers make when you plug them in/unplug them while they’re turned on

broken-horn-of-equius:

moniquill:

What no beaver does to a mf

only-cat-memes:

nitramaraho:

shayberri789:

lionself:

casejackal:

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

none pizza with left beef can vote today

ishowdespair:

constructreese:

ishowdespair:

unstablefragments2:

apolladay:

Think of the most noticeable scar on your body. How did you get it?

From another person

From an animal

Sport injury

Falling (while not doing sports)

Dealing with sharp objects or broken glass/ceramics*

Dealing with non-sharp objects (happens)

Temperature burn

Chemical burn (what have you been doing?)

Something else

I have 2 or more equally noticeable scars that I got in different ways

I don’t have scars/see results

See Results

*if you fell on a sharp object, consider that falling. Otherwise, consider it dealing with sharp objects

catchymemes:

rue-nightly:

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

A 2025 update

mrsterlingeverything:

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

lesbianpwnieswithweapons:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

nine inch nails closer kids version: I wanna pet you like an animal